How often I found where I should be going only by setting out for somewhere else. R. Buckminster Fuller

Thursday, 9 December 2010

L-ego


Through upcycling you give waste and rubbish a greater task by transforming its purpose into something more useful and valuable, but what is this ‘greater value’ and who decides the borders of greatness? Can these borders and rules also be upcycled or are they sacred?

Last summer I saved Lego, for most kids the toy closest to heaven. It made me question if it’s allowed to upcycle religious thoughts that millions of people desperately try to save from changing and transform them into something greater, something personal.

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Monday, 15 November 2010

Frau Ull

What a lady! Frau Ull had the most fantastic medieval haircut you have ever seen. covering her ears with a knot on the back of her head, also showing a little mustage. I bet she is a real though one. A tight woollen skirt and cardigan showed me the way.

The English teacher breathes frustration and disappointment, failed to hide it he would rather teach 16 something blonds in mini skirts.

She brought me to my classroom, 7.45PM

New job, if bureaucracy lets me.

Tuesday, 14 September 2010

Friday, 10 September 2010

coworking.de


What the fuck is Coworking? If you always work from home, like me in pyjamas having breakfast for diner, this is harder to understand let alone image.

So one day when I decided to leave home, for another reason then going to Liddle, I ended up in the Betahaus...a Coworking space. I got intrigued. I got even more excited when they asked me to design a flyer for the Berlin Coworking week. Anything I wanted. I was well up for that. The only thing was that it had to be done in a day, this was the hardest part- together with the drawing of a vomiting child I initially wanted to use and they were not so happy with.

From 13.9 till 19.9 is in Germany the National Coworking week: www.coworking.de
The list of Berlin locations and events is almost complete... so part of the front and back of the flyer will stay a secret till after the Festival. Who needs it anyway when you have a lobster?

A lill explanation: All sorts of insects work, crawl and try to survive in the same environment, like on Karl-Marx Strasse. Some have jobs, other h4 and others have no real boss. These so-called "free-bugs" are not always able or happy to work from home...but dont have an office. Lobster (god of the workers) sets them free to discover new Coworking spaces. At the same time he thinks of his girlfriend Miss Lice... they always have wonderful networking phone calls. The Coworking structure has it's roots in the Berlin event agenda that start underneath.

So you know
J xx

Tuesday, 7 September 2010

Monday, 6 September 2010

lost lobster


"It's actually very nice to meet someone that also doesn't know the way..."

the flea who couldn't keep it in


"Just the thought of you loving me..."















Monday, 22 March 2010

the in between


"Traveling is great, you meet so many new people!" a girl said to another whilst waiting in line. "I fucking hate this town and can't wait to get out of it" she continued. "Nothing ever happens here!" she repeated several times, every time with the volume tuned up a bit. Then it got quiet.....

Is it great? Does traveling make things happen? Is it not you that should make things happen? I say traveling is a mind fuck. It is hard and you should definitely not underestimate it. When you overdo it involves having little roots and friends you'll never truly know for who they really are. Too many good byes and too little soil to settle into. People move one, and I think they should.

The other day I was thinking about thoughts. Who is controlling your thought? Are you the owner of your own thought or is it actually the people around you that unconsciously put your thoughts into you head, your actions....by just being, communicating and sharing? Personally I think this is true that your thoughts are actually not your possession, you're not the owner of your brainwaves. Don't get too exited when you come up with a great idea, it's not yours to claim. It is a mix of input of other people that also received input from other people and interpreted that into their own reality and pass it on to you.

This is not always the case. When you are alone you mind only get input from yourself, but therefore go more likely to go in circles of the patterns you know. Not always. Why would you adjust the things when you know they are working? But then.. everyone is curious about other people and why they make other decisions. Why do other people see other things, and should I also see them? This envious behaviour distracts us from who we really are and what we should really listen to. There are no circles when you can see spirals. The grass. Other people.

I cant really think very well when I'm around people. Can you?

Friday, 5 February 2010

Elvis and his amazingly long lashes


This story is inspired by Hilde Porch's pinnwand photo and dedicated to all the fishes in the sea.

Ones upon a time, when the king was still alive, there lived a little fish called Elvis. Elvis was a little blue fish with amazingly long lashes, they were so long that he could barely open his eyes. His lashes were so heavy that they closed his eyes like heavy curtains.

He never saw the town he lived in and swam around trusting his ears to guide him. He had an excellent pair of ears. He could recognise the voices from every animal in town but only saw their faces in his dreams. The only one he'd ever seen was his neighbour Mister seahorse.

Mister seahorse sometimes lifted Elvis his lashes up so he could see the colourful world around him. Unfortunately Mister seahorse was a very busy seahorse. When Elvis rang him up to ask him if he could help him he rarely had time. He almost always said he was too busy with working and dancing "Sorry Elvis, I'm too busy with working and dancing" he then said. It had been more than a year ago he last seen him.

Elvis became a little blue fish in social isolation. One day he said it was too much "It is too much!" he said. He decided to do something about his long lashes "I'm going to do something about these damm long lashes" he said. "I want to see the other fish in the sea and make friend." He also said he was also tired of always bumping into the same seacumcumer on his way to the recording studio. Elvis had a gift for singing but never found his way to the studio. He couldn't see the way and nobody wanted to help him.

The wise lobster heard him talk and offered to cut his lashes of. He said he could sell them on the black market. Elvis was too scared that mister lobster might cut him and passed politely.
Also the slimy sea-snake heard about Elvis his plan and tried to trick him into becoming her next meal "Psssss, Elvissss...I can helpsss yousss" she whispered with a hungry voice. "No way!" Elvis said. "I might not be able to see you but that doesn't mean I'm stupid!"

Elvis sat down on his porch made out of shells and fiddled around with a piece of seaweed, he wished he could see the slimy strings that was squishing between his fingers and started to cry. He felt like the loneliness little blue fish in the whole wide sea.

In that very moment two little fish from out of town swam past. They just moved over for a praktikum at the local mascara factory "Octopussy".
The two little fish were very tired after a days testing mascara and serving black coffee. Mister octopus, the boss of the company, drank coffee like it was water. He kept on complained that the coffee wasn't black enough "This coffee is not black enough!" he kept on screaming. The two little fish were so tired that they almost fell al sleep whilst swimming.

When they saw Elvis sitting on his porch crying his lill fish heart out they wondered what made him sad and decided to swim over "What is wrong? Why are you crying little blue fish?" they asked him. Elvis was surprised that someone took the time to swim over and ask him what was wrong but was too embarrassed to tell the truth "I'm not crying, I just have something in my eye." He said. "Ahh, how inconvenient" the one little fish said."We will help you to get it out." the other little fish said.

Elvis was speechless. The two fish deliberated and decided that Elvis his lashes were to long to see what was in his eye. They took an ultra curly waterproof mascara tester out of their work bag and painted Elvis his lashes black. Elvis his lashes curled up and.....he could see the world around him.

Saturday, 30 January 2010

purpose with an open end

When it’s up to me I don’t really think about why I do the things I do and why I don’t do it any other way that might be more logical. I don’t need to have a reason to do something, only a desire to do it.

Mostly I get very excited when I start doing something out of the blue, where will it take me? It’s a sort of happiness that makes my brain fizz and wonder of into a worlds, ways and stories. My mind gets flipped inside out into a parallel world where everything is possible and no explanation has to be given.

This afternoon for example… I started to sort the stuff I’ve been collecting during the past three weeks or so. Egg boxes together with egg boxes, empty jars with empty jars, tetra packs with tetra packs, vitamin tablet tubes next to vitamin tablet tubes, plastic kiwi trays stacked together with plastic kiwi trays.

After cleaning and ordering them into mice piles I took some out and started cutting them into any random shape my scissor told me to. Two hours later I stopped, put the pieces into boxes and placed the boxes next to the old school bench in my room and smiled. Made a coffee and sank into the kitchen sofa where I started at the knives on the wall whilst drinking my coffee. Kitchens are great.

Since I’ve been living in this lovely house the part of the kitchen where I usually save my things became a mix of empty and full packaging. I leave empty and full ones side to side. On purpose. This sometimes means that I think I still have something but it actually ran out the month before. Exciting stuff. Thinking of swapping packaging, maybe put muesli into a pasta bag or eggs into yoghurt cups.

Then I opened a word document and started writing. I love not knowing how this ends.

Friday, 22 January 2010

texts: may 2009- januari 2010

+4477 Ok have fun. Have made appointment for 14:30 at Charles st. Text you tm.X 30.Mai 2007 20:37:45 +4478 Oh, I didn’t notice. It’s so lovely, thank you so muchly. Had a great time saturday. Sneaking into clwb, stealing beer. Let me know when You’re out and about.x 18.Feb 2008 20:51:08 +4478 Drunken cake baking it is then! Can I meet you somewhere near uni 9ish? 18.Feb 2008 22:32:50 +4478 I’m sure it means something to somebody somewhere. If I’m not crushed by a giant rock in the mean time I’ll see you there. Excellent. 18.Feb 2008 22:50:12 +4479 Am good, cheers! It’s Raynaud’s disease I think. Yrs, dr duffy x 2.Marz 2008 12:26:22 +4478 (Textteillefehlen)ou’re not grumpy for the trip tomorrow. X 4.Marz 2008 21:22:08 +44781 Hey hey oodie oodie pie. Beat me to it, I was half way through texting! Thanks for my fancy egg. You rock! Suck a shame to eat it but I’n gonna anyway. Work was fine. Be sure t get to bed early now. Xx 18.Marz 2008 19:08:53 +4478 Listen up you pathetic bunch of pencil necked geeks. Birthday Friday. Going to the wrestling (7:15pm canton community hall, behind tescos on cowbridge rd east) bring booze. Ladies meet round the back for some andy kaufman style action. Be there or be []. Xx 26.Marz 2008 13:13:58 +4478 Hey wrestle buddy. That’s amazing news, gonna be fabelhart. But who’s boogers am I gonna suck?!? Maybe you can post them over. When are you off? I was so tired today. I fell asleep against my computer about five times. Hope you fared slightly better and didn’t knock the ant tank over some kiddies. X 1.Apr.2008 21:25:54 +4478 I had lunch at eleven. I have a break at two thirty. I will come and see you then. 2.Apr.2008 12:29:02 +4478 zzz…zzz…xxx…xxx…zzz…oops. sleep texting again. Your carriage awaits. X 4.Apr.2008 05:02:49 +4478 Hey sweetietorte. Hope you are enjoying your first day in Deutschland, and haven’t insulted any nice german people. I’m out shopping for pens, rubbers and Tupperware. I’m super excited.x 5.Apr.2008 13:24:10 +4917 Hallo Judith, ich fand dich gestern sehr sympatisch. also wenn du das zimmer in neukölln möchtest- gern! würd mich freuen. Claudia 20.Juni 2008 08:08:35 +4478 Hey hey funny face. Just got back home. Can’t believe I’ve got to tidy this place up. Some maid You turned out to be! Hope You have a lovely trip back. And are able to steal a snack trolley. Kiss kiss. 8. Juli 2008 15:00:49 +4478 (Textteilefehlen)eirdness. I was pretty lost, and needed that in my life. It’s going to be mega mega mega dull not having you around. But really should be working anyway…Bloody art. Good times kid. X:* 8 Juli 2008 15:59:34 +4917 Who?meinst du wo oder wer?wir sind roman und katha aus berlin und ich würde vorslagen,wir treffen uns nach björk an der linken leinwand wenn man auf die bühne schaut.ich habe einen hut auf und eine rote jacke an..Bis gleich 20.Juli 2008 22:57:29 +49177 Hey!apologise?for being drunk?:)no way.I had a great time and i’e really like to join you but i’ll be working till night today.maybe next week?or plans f(Textteilefehlen) 24.Juli 2008 16:01:18 +4478 It only hurts when i breathe. When You were playing roulette with a drunk triangle, that was a dream. When i was covered in warts and tried to pull the sun out of the sky and hurt my hand, that was reality. I’d like to crawl into a sleeping bag and free associate with You.x 21. Aug.2008 14:06:10 +49177 Hey u.gisa is home now.lausitzer xx it is.ring at zieger.tripod is in front of my roomdoor. 9.Sept.2008 20:13:48 +3165 Judith, wil je mij jou of Bauke zijn mailadres sturen naar r.deklein.bar@xx.nl Dan kunnen we foto’s ect uitwisselen. X René 28.Sept.2008 13:59:08 +4076 Komm in die Wuhlischstr.xx und klingel bei fuchs. Sontag um 2, yippieyayeah!10.Okt.2008 19:35:13 +3164 Dag judith,ja ben veel onderweg.maar jij ook begreep ikmaar bel me als je in de buurt van budapest bent.goede reis johan 22.Okt.2008 18:05:54 +3620 Ok I will work tomorrow but Andrea can meet you 25 Okt.2008 09:20:13 +36205714990 Hi.sory i got your email just now.my addres is Koztelek u. x. You can come here by the busz. Nr.14 or it’s 10min. Walk from the centre.Hope u’ll find us.Kriszta 28 Okt.2008 20:53:53 +3630 Of course!let s meet at 18h at my place on klauzal ter 8.bip me when you re in front of the door.see you! 2.Nov.2008 17:26:38 +4478 Hey lovely. Your blog makes it sound magical. Can’t wait to see you. Editing again tonight…Had a big shave today. X 6.Nov.2008 17:49:54 +4478 Hi can you go online. I will be online in ten minutes. Mat 14.Nov. 2008 00:31:41 +4478 Caroline’s gonna come down glenroy for about 6. Dinner’s on for tonight. You scared? X 21. Nov.2008 12:23:56 +4917 Hey bigoodie is back!welcome!meis fine and busy with the diploma.lets fix Friday night for diner and drinks an talks and maybe we should ask Lindsey c (Textteilefehlen) 24. Nov.2008 22:25:18 +4917 Haha.i know.and its not like I do have lots of stuff for my family but even the small things have to be done…looking forward seeing you tomorrow! You b(Textteilefehlen)22.Dez.2008 17:26:31 +4478 Hey sweetness. Out in weatherspoons. Just wanted to wish you well on the next leg of your adventure. Hope this gets to You. X 18.Jan.2009 20:45:19 +3165 Heerlijk om je weer gezien te hebben. Ik vindt je een geweldige meid met veel energie en z’n positieve uitstraling. Je bent net Bauke  gruss Rene 19.Sept.2009 20:47:03 +4917 Boppstraße.nummer 5. aber du musst mich anrufen da es keine klingel gibt. 11.Okt.2009 15:00:53 +4917 Heyho.konzert war wunderbar, muss dir die musik mal geben...wir werden sehen ob das die woche noch klappt, aber hey, weinachten ist ja nicht das endede(Textteilefehlen) 13.Dez.2009 15:51:06 +4915 Thanks Judith! Enjoy your evening and let’s catch up soon xo 24.Dez.200920:10:53 +3162 Gelukkig nieuw jaar!1.Jan.2010 01:43:09 +4917 Huhu u and yourself..ick wunsch dir ebenfalls ein tolles jahr. Bunt und farbig und schön und laut und leise, mit arbeit und freizeit glück und hoffnung (Textteilefehlen) 2.Jan.2010 18:18:58 +4917 liebe judith meldest du dich bei mir? Danke susanne aus dem kinderladen 12.Jan. 2010 17:00:13 +4915 Hallo,Judith!here Ruuta,its my new German number!I’ guess,you are busy with your kids-just wanted to tell that we wrote the project for QuartiersManagement, I told you about-wanted to ask if you wuld have some time to check it out? (we wanted to go to QM tomorrow to show it)!13.Jan.2010 14:08:42